USS Clueless: Earth to Timi

I almost got into an accident on the PA Turnpike

I hit a kitty cat on the PA Turnpike. Why was there a cat on the PA Turnpike of all places? It must've wanted to die. Consider this kitten euthanasia

I befriended some Amish folk at a rest-stop. I think that I was the first negro that they had ever come in contact with. They were staring at me funny, so I decided to speak. One kid asked me if I've ever heard of Britney Spears. Have I ever heard of Britney Spears? HA!

This guy tried to kick game to me at Sbarro. When I refused to talk to him, he gave me a cold slice of pizza. What a loser!

An old white guy put the moves on me. He said, "Back when I was a young fella, I knew a colored gal as dandy as you." I thought it was quite humorous. Shoo...somebody thinks I'm fine. Even if he's old & cenile. LOL

It ALWAYS rains when I'm driving on the PA Turnpike. I think it's God's way of telling me to be calm because he has everything in control. Now, if it didn't rain on my way home...I might be a bit worried.

I drove with my windows partially down all the way home. That is a first for me. I never drive with the windows down because I do not like for my hair to blow in the wind. Yes...I'm a bit on the prissy side.

Questions...

Why do people drive with one foot hanging out of the window? That looks really tacky, AND it's pretty unsafe.

Why tolls gotta cost so much? I spent almost $45 dollars in tolls for my entire trip. That's alot of money to be wasting on the stupid turnpike

Why do people become angry in traffic jams? As if that's really going to speed up traffic

What makes you think that you can sneak in front of me at the last minute of lane merger? I don't play that homie. You better get in the back of the line!

Upon my arrival home...

I recieved more birthday gifts from my blog family. This Amazon Wishlist thingy is wonderful. Just when I think that nobody reads my page, you all surprise me. Thanks a bunch.

1. Thank you Erin for sending me A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn
2. Thanks to Quinton for sending me Paint Shop Pro 8 for Dummies
3. Thanks to Jenny for sending me HTML for the World WideWeb
4. Thanks to the mystery person for sending me Dominion by Randy Alcorn

You guys are such angels. I appreciate your kindness in so many ways that you just can't imagine.