USS Clueless: Earth to Timi

Mz: i'm wondering if it's in vain if my heart isn't really in it
U S S Clueless: Me too! I've been thinking about it WAY too much
U S S Clueless: and I havent even had it yet
Mz: lol
Mz: but for real
U S S Clueless: you confuse me Mz
Mz: is it in vain b/c they say if you think about it its like you've already done it
Mz: all i'm saying is if i've technically already done it i might as well enjoy it
U S S Clueless: no!
Mz: girl i confuse myself
U S S Clueless: you cant do that
Mz: lol, why not?
U S S Clueless: everybody thinks about sex
Mz: hmmm
U S S Clueless: I think what is meant is that if you think about it & want within your heart...you're guilty of doing it
U S S Clueless: but thats just a trick of them enemy to cause us to sin
Mz: ok, well i'm guilty
U S S Clueless: I think about sex....but I know that I shouldn't be doing it
Mz: if i'm already guilty why not enjoy it?
U S S Clueless: it's a battle of the mind
U S S Clueless: Free the mind
Mz: yeah, i know
Mz: errrrr, this sucks
Mz: i can't have a long engagment
U S S Clueless: Thats why we have to keep that word planted in us
Mz: see that's the good thing with T
Mz: we'll be married soon after engagement b/c we have such a long history
U S S Clueless: "Your word have I hidden in my heart...that I might not sin against you"
Mz: with anyone else i'll have to be engaged for a few years if not fie and i'm bound to lose my mind
U S S Clueless: girl...if you have to be engage for than a year...you shouldnt be gettin married anyway
U S S Clueless: Men be doing that crap to put the pootang on lockdown
U S S Clueless: uhhh uhhhh negro...you better marry me right now
U S S Clueless: lol
Mz: wait
Mz: men do that to put the pootang on lockdown?
Mz: what do you mean by that?
U S S Clueless: Men ask you to marry them and then be settin dates for like 3 years later
U S S Clueless: lol
Mz: ok
U S S Clueless: I said that people shouldn't be engaged for more than a year
Mz: but i dont think i'd have a prob with that
Mz: especially if you're having a huge wedding
Mz: i'd need the time to plan and save money
Mz: what did you mean when you said they do that to put the pootang on lockdown???
Mz: i thought it was funny but i want to know what it means
U S S Clueless: well then plan the wedding before you get engaged
U S S Clueless: the longer the engagement...the longer the temptation
Mz: lol
Mz: yeah, that is true
Mz: so how long would be the perfect engagement in your opinion?
U S S Clueless: Putting the pootang on lockdown means....they think that once they put the ring on your finger...then everything is set & final...the ring is pootang imprisonment
U S S Clueless: lol
U S S Clueless: The perfect engaged is about year...perhaps a year & a half
Mz: but you just said if you have to be engaged more than a year you shouldn't be getting married
U S S Clueless: unless he cheats, or you get tired of his foolery, you are intrinsically tied to dude with a promise to marry
U S S Clueless: right...so skip the half!!!!!
U S S Clueless: lol
Mz: lol
Mz: you are silly
Mz: so you're saying that men do the ring thing to be sure you're not going anywhere
Mz: to be sure no one else is kicking it with you
Mz: i got you
U S S Clueless: 'zackly!
Mz: very true
Mz: you know me, i'd be the heifer to NOT wear the engagement ring
U S S Clueless: to make sure that you will not run back to Tyrone, the man that YOU should be with but dumped to be with him....
U S S Clueless: haha
Mz: LOL
Mz: you are a FOOL
Mz: but that is sooooo true
U S S Clueless: you know its true
U S S Clueless: lol
U S S Clueless: I aint neva lied
Mz: man, men are some slicksters
U S S Clueless: And every now & then one might REALLY be in love
U S S Clueless: So he says, "Baby you are my heart & my soul. Will you marry me"
U S S Clueless: This is the man that wants the big wedding because he knows that will make YOU happy and he is all about making YOU happy because he's just so head over hills in love with you. He'll make sure that he finds an express wedding planner so that you can have your dream wedding in 8-12 months
U S S Clueless: He understands the importance of waiting until the wedding night to have sex because he wants it to be extra special...WHY? Because thats what YOU want and ....he's what?
U S S Clueless: come on come on...keep up with me
U S S Clueless: RIGHT! He's all about making YOU happy
Mz: you are a hopeless romantic
U S S Clueless: No..Im just bored
Mz: lol