USS Clueless: Earth to Timi

I don't really have any of other plans. Ty & I are doing lunch at the Blue Parrot Bar & Grill on Friday. We went last friday. The food was the bomb. We got an appetizer called Mississippi Delta Nachos. They were great. They had these peppers in then though. I think they were Habanaro peppers. I don't know what kind of pepper it was, but that joker was HOT! I Ty totally got punked while eating one. She was crying and stuff. It was funny. She couldn't even take a pepper. What a wimp! Hahaha!

My Weekend

I went to the movies on Saturday with my friend Jay. He let me drive his car. That's pretty normal. He has a really cool car. He has a pimped out Maxima that has every add-on you can name to it. Anyway, so I'm driving the car. We get to the movie theater. And I'm circling the parking lot looking for a space. I'm coming up one isle & this big escalade makes a wide right turn while trying to come down the same isle. He was looking at me as if to say "Move." I sat there looking at him. I gave him a look as if to say, "I was here first. YOU MOVE!"

He begins to push forward with this mean look on his face. Jay was like, "T you better not move." The guy kept pushing and I'll admit it...I PUNKED OUT. I backed up & went around him. Jay kept saying, "I can't believe you let that gas guzzler punk you!" So I rode around to another isle of the parking lot. I saw an empty parking spot about 3 spots away from the Entrance. I saw that Mr. Escalade was eyeing the same spot. SO WHAT DID I DO? I raced him to it. I knew that he needed to make up more ground than I did. And in order for him to beat me to the spot, he had to make a pretty wide turn...risky hitting some patrons.

Did that stop him? NO! He wanted a battle. I wasn't getting punked again. So I he made the left turn, and he tried to get into the parking spot. BUT...I cut him off & jumped into it. It was MY SPOT! I saw it first! When I tried to straighten the car out into the spot, he wouldn't move to allow me to do so. He finally backed up. The guy in the spot next to me pulled out & Mr. Escalade pulled in. He gave me the dirtiest look that I have ever recieved in life. LOL. Jay gave him the look back, but I'll admit. I thought dude was going to snap. He had that Mike Tyson look. The guy didn't bother us though.

When I finally saw what he looked like I actually laughed about being afraid for a second. Here was a little man dealing with a Napoleon Complex. He couldn't have been taller than 5'4 (I'm 5'6). He was fat & he walked with a limp. He wasn't gonna beat me, nor was he gonna catch me if I decided to run. Picture me being afraid of a man who's shorter than me. HA!

Jay & I saw Anacondas: The Search for the Blood Orchid (or whatever the heck it's called). The movie was his choice. I couldn't object because we went to the movies a few weeks ago with some friends and I chose to see "Collateral". The movie was funny. I don't think that was the intentions of the film makers, but all I could do was laugh my butt off. Whenever a snake ate someone, I almost died of laughter. Why you say? Because they attacks were preventable. They were stupid deaths. I mean...yea...there were a few "HOLY CRAP" moments, but after you dropped the initial "Holy Crap"...you laughed afterwards. LOL. It was dumb. But it made me feel better because I got a laugh at someone else's expense.