USS Clueless: Earth to Timi

Last night, I dreamed that I was traveling the country with my little cousins. My cousin Darrick was playing in the NCAA Basketball Tournament, and his little sister & I traveled to every city he played in. I couldn't even tell you how many cities we went to, but I know that we ended up in Nashville & that's where the dream got REALLY weird.

While in Nashville, I ran into some of my sorors. What sorority? I have no clue, but it was a bunch of them. I fit in & I was making hand signals and everything. In my dream BeBe & CeCe Winans were husband and wife instead of brother and sister. BeBe was very abusive to his wife. He struck her in front of the sisters. I called him out. I said, "Why are you disrespecting your wife like this?" CeCe told me to stay out of it. BeBe told me to mind my business. When some of the other sisters interfered, he blocked us all from entering this building. Somehow, I made it inside of the building.

While in Nashville, I bought a new car. This car was custom colored deep blue Nissan. I think it was an Altima. But anway, I got inside of the building and I looking for CeCe. I realize that people are staring at my butt. I look down at my butt, and I see that my car is on my butt. I think that was my sub-conscious mind telling me that I have a big booty...as if I don't already know! But anyways...back to the dream.

The dream took another weird turn. This time, I'm still in Nashville with my cousins, but I'm babysitting two little white girls. One is a toddler and the other is about 4 years old. I was given explicit instructions to not give the toddler water or chocolate because she was deathly allergic to both. Time had passed. It was snacktime for the little girls. There were chocolate Little Debbie snack cakes in the kitchen. The oldest girl asked for a snack cake and juice.

The baby wanted the same, but I had to say no. I don't remember what I gave the baby, but she didn't cry or anything. I happened to doze off after tha kids had their snack. I awakened to my cousin Nikki and the oldest baby girl screaming, "She ate the cake and she's not breathing." I jumped up. The baby had somehow managed to get a snack cake and drink some water. Now she was unconscious & I couldn't resuscitate her. I abruptly awakened from my dream. I forced myself to stay away because I didn't want to face the reality that the child was going to die under my watch.

And that my friends, is a fitting end to my crappy vacation. I didn't do diddly squat! My vacation was DEAD. My vacation was so boring that I went to work today. YES! I WENT TO WORK EARLY. The people in the office were looking at me like, "Are you crazy? What are you doing here?" I tried to plead my case, but my boss sent me home. He told me that I was ruining his day because he wanted to go home but he couldn't. LOL. Not only did he send me home, He told me not to return until Thursday. DANG!! 3 more days of sleeping. I TIRED OF SLEEPING!! Somebody save me!