USS Clueless: Earth to Timi

My Sheath

If God is my maker, and my maker is my husband,
then I am a wife.
But I am a strumpet.
I never let Him have his way.
My legs stay closed.
I don't bathe, I don't make a comfortable home.
I don't host party's or invite the neighbors.
And we haven't any children.
I keep saying that I'm not ready.
And God's a gentleman.
He'll never force me to be intimate.
Yet I can see by his smile that one day I'll be begging for him.
I'll bargain for a kitchen to clean, and a bed to make,
and parties to host and banners to carry.
And maybe then I'll drop the hyphen and take his name.

** Off The Topic **

I checked my stats moments ago, and I've seen that alot of people are coming to my site in search of video clips of Michelle Williams falling on 106 & Park. I didn't know why google was leading people to my site, until I realized that I made reference to it a few posts ago. I didn't have a clip of the incident, but I found one while visiting Prime's site. So, for all of people "just happening" upon my site for purposes of laughter (SHAME ON YOU!), I've decided to link the little clip to my site as well. Merry Christmas. Don't expect this kind of kindness from me all the time! Oh yea...and don't direct link to the clip. I will take it down if you do. THANKS!

[Edit] I've asked that you not direct link to the files on my site. Someone has violated that request, so I removed the "Michelle Williams Falling" file from my site. If you would like a copy of the file, then email me or make a request in my comments. [/Edit]