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February 1, 2005

Rev Got Jokes

My pastor straight called me out this evening. He just embarassed me in front of a bunch of folks.

I dropped a friend off at church. Tonight was bible study. I chose not to attend because I had some other things to do. I was about to drive off when the pastor approashed the car. He said, "You know it's not nice to drop other people off in front of the church & you not come in for yourself."

My friend burst out into laughter. I had to laugh myself. I said, "Oh no." The pastor continues on saying, "Mmm mmm. You right in front of the church, and won't come in. Do you think the sanctuary will blow up if you enter?" Everyone outside started laughing. I put my hand on my forehead, and tried to hide the obvious embarassment.

WAIT A MINUTE! That's just ashy. I go to church!

I said, "I'm mad that YOU are trying to carry me with your suade snow boots on!" He looked down at his feet, and started laughing. Some kids who were there started clowning his boots. He leaned up against the car window, and said, "You found a new church? I hope you didn't become like Sister Jessie and leave us to go find a man. I heard about your little Hawaii friend sending you roses."

WHAT! Somebody talks too much man.

The jokes just kept coming. I said, "Why are you calling me out like this? You act like I don't come at all." He said, "We miss having you around. Come back Prodigal Son."

PRODIGAL SON! He's really buggin now!

I reiterate my job situation. He said that he understands that, but he has to keep it real.

KEEP IT REAL? He's exaggerating!

I said my goodbye's. He said, "Don't let this goodbye be forever." I had to bust out laughing. I thanked him for the good laugh. I walks off singing, "I'm just doing my job..."

NOT BLOODSTONE!

He aint right.

Posted by Timi at February 1, 2005 9:19 PM

Comments

awww.....(sending a big 'ole e-hug) He's wrong for that....!

Posted by: PurplePrincess at February 1, 2005 11:00 PM

LMBO! man. *shakes head* i can imagine how embarassing that had to be.

Posted by: gabi at February 2, 2005 1:42 AM