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February 8, 2005

Short Hand

Have you ever really taken the time to appreciate the members of your body? That's not as lude as it might sound to some of you (you filthy heathens). Seriously, have you ever just stood in front of the mirror (with or without clothing) and just admired yourself? That's not as vain as it sounds either.

The bibles tells us in 1 Corinthians 12 that the body is one yet made up of several different parts (eyes, ears, nose, mouth, etc.). Each part has its own function. God created it that way.

The Apostle Paul was referring to the body of Christ (ie, church members, groups & such) in the passage, but for the sake of making my point I'm going to use it as a literal interpretation (if you will) of the human body.

Have you ever taken the time to appreciate your body (along all of its members) as a creation of God? I guarantee that you will not fully appreciate it until you realize the significance of what it is. View yourself for a moment through God's eyes. The contours, the color, the shape, the bending of your joints, flexibility of your muscles. I imagine God staring at me and just saying, "Oh Snap! I am good!"

I use all of that to say this...

I was sitting at my desk the other day staring at my hands. I became quite intrigued by them. I began to imagine what my life might be like without fingers (yes I have that much free time at work). Dude...what if you didn't have any thumbs? Yes thumbs...those short stubby things that chill on the outside of your hands.

Stick your hands out and tuck your thumbs into your palms. Isn't it weird just staring at 8 fingers? Excuse me if you really do only have 8 fingers (or no fingers at all). I'm trying to create a visual here. Sorry. No offense.

Now where were we? 8 fingers...yes yes yes. That's four fingers on each hand. Try grabbing a pen with one four-fingered hand. It's not impossible to hold the pen without of a thumb, but it becomes extremely difficult to try to manuever the pen or to try to write with it. It's like learning to write as a child all over again. Now go get some magic markers, find a white wall & have a blast.

In Briefing

  • Without thumbs, we wouldn't be able to grab stuff.
  • Without thumbs, using a cell phone would be a task. You'd have to grab it with one hand to it flip open & dial with the other. With thumbs, one hand cell phone usage is the norm. You grab the phone with one hand, flip it open with your thumb & dial with your thumb. Try using a cell phone without your thumbs. It aint happening. I tried...effectively dropping my phone 4 times. And now it won't come on.
  • Without thumbs, a five-finger discount would then be called a four-finger discount. Try to steal with four fingers. I bet you get caught!
  • Driving without thumbs. I wouldn't advise it...especially if you drive a stick shift. It wouldn't be wise to drive with an automatic either. Try putting your car in park without a thumb. That won't work out too well. I should know...I tried it. My neighbor has forgiven me for bumping his car. So yea...without thumbs, you need to be taking the bus.
  • Without thumbs, it would be difficult to hold things sturdy in the palm of one's hand. No more skittles for you my friend!

So in ending...

Thumbs matter because they are a part of the body. Without them, our hands would be almost useless. God I thank you for bestowing each hand with a thumb.

Praise The Lord for thumbs!

Posted by Timi at February 8, 2005 11:21 AM

Comments

LOL!!! You might actually have too much time on your hands. Well, maybe not with no thumbs. :-) anyway, I feel you. I have to have thumbs. I'm a server so holding things is my job. On another note, what was up with the eagles? I wanted them to win too, but I'm finding it hard to pull for a team that doesn't run the two minute drill with two minutes left to go. It's like they just gave up on the game. I was very dissapointed. Thanks for the compliment on my oratorical. And by the way, I'm a great server, so I usually get my 15%. But you know how "we" do when we go out. Get really good service, spend over 50-60 dollars, and leave like 2 bucks on the table. That's just plain wrong, man!

-KD-

They did NOT give up on the game! Don't mention the Eagles anymore man. My heart can't take it. ~Timi

Posted by: Kingsley at February 9, 2005 4:10 PM

what are u on...it sure must be some powerful isht! (10 pts to the person who knows what movie that came from?)

Posted by: Ty at February 9, 2005 4:42 PM

lol. that was a good post. we do need to take time to appreciate our bodies and thank God even for the smallest parts, because without them the body couldn't be. the body inside and out is an amazing thing.

Posted by: Gabi at February 9, 2005 4:50 PM

You are funny. I can tell that you're being serious in this post, but even your seriousness is humorous. I have never thought about life without thumbs. Thanks for dropping the knowledge. lol

Posted by: Quinton at February 9, 2005 5:48 PM

yo...
she did a whole post about oposable thumbs! WOW.
LOL
LOL
And it was SERIOUS...I mean...it was actually redeeming...
Sheeeeeeesh.

i'm going to subway tonite.

Posted by: Adam at February 9, 2005 5:58 PM

Hi Timi,
Okay, a post about thumbs and you quoted the bible no less. Lol...will wonders never cease.

I saw a program on the health channel just last night that was about people who are born with 'Lobster Claw Syndrome'. Their hands are deformed and they only have 2 digits on each hand that act as pincers like on a crab or lobster. One lady was an artist that also had no lower half of her body. All of them were able to function, even drive cars with 2 fingers or 4 fingers total. They had NO THUMBS. I'm thankful for my thumbs but i'm sure they are thankful that they can perform all of the functions you mentioned just fine without thumbs. (I wonder what I would have responded with had I not seen that episode?) Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Cheryl at February 11, 2005 5:33 AM

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