USS Clueless: Earth to Timi

You're so sensitive. I'm gonna start callin you chi chi man.

Ok...That too is cruel. You aren't chi chi. But I won't delete it. I'll have integrity and just apologize.

You've misinterpreted EVERYTHING I said. I never teased you for being a virgin (Though by reading your site I can tell why you are). Why would I? I'm a virgin too silly. Here a snippet of the conversation:

SkillxIII: After we made out, I whispered a prayer in her ear. It freaked her out.
U S S Clueless: You said a prayer for her AFTER you guys sinned? Now that's a trip...lol
SkillxIII: I prayed for us. I'm like Hitch, "I pictured that happening different in my head."
U S S Clueless: That is funny. It's bad enough that she was probably convicted over it and then you pray? That makes it worse. It would've freak me out too. lol
SkillxIII: What can I say? I'm just a good old Christian boy. I don't know any better.
SkillxIII: I think she felt like she corrupted a little virgin boy.
U S S Clueless: You ARE a virgin. I almost forgot. lol
SkillxIII: You think my virginity is a joke?
U S S Clueless: No. I'm just saying that I almost forgot that you were a part of the movement. lol
SkillxIII: Oh. Cuz I was gonna say!
U S S Clueless: You're silly. You know it is uncommon in these days for a man your age to be a virgin.
SkillxIII: WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN T.
U S S Clueless: I'm just saying that by "the worlds" standards its not common.
SkillxIII: It's not common by YOUR standards either huh?
U S S Clueless: That's not what I'm saying Adam. I'm actually proud that you've taken a stand for what's right.
SkillxIII: But do you think I'm manly?
U S S Clueless: About as much man as A.C. Green. lol
SkillxIII: You suck!
U S S Clueless: Hey! AC Green was a virgin until he was like 40. That's a man to me. I can just imagine the kind of lust & temptation he was battling.
SkillxIII: You laughed when you said it.
U S S Clueless: You're really sensitive. I'm gonna buy you a mood ring.

You know Adam (Puddlegum, Emperor of the Lost Islands...whatever you're calling yourself now) I thought you were cool. I thought that us being mature Christians would afford us the opportunity to be honest & funny...even in humor. I didn't think you'd trip over something so trivial. Man up. You have officially gained LOSER status. I'd rather live in Delaware than in Seguin, TX with a bunch of ducks, chickens & other wildlife!

Oh yea...I can tell that grammar wasn't required of your major Mr. Movie Man. You spelled DELAWARE wrong TWICE!!