USS Clueless: Earth to Timi

This child was terrible. She was cursing. She was throwing stuff at people. She was spitting. Lawd knows I can't stand a person who spits at another person. She called her mother a bitch. Excuse the language, but if I ever dared to call my mother a bitch, she would've beat me until I stopped breathing. Her mom was saying, "That's enough Nisha. I don't want to hear you use that kind of language anymore." This child couldn't have been no older than 4. I wanted to smack the child's mother just because.

I couldn't believe my eyes or my ears. People were looking at the child as if she was Satan's spawn. I wanted to go grab the extra virgin olive oil and pour it on the child's head. I shook my head and walked over to the fruit section. The mother pushed the cart close to mine. The child was still sitting inside of the cart. I'm minding my business, and the next thing I know, I see a cherry fly past the side of my face. The little girl started laughing. I was like, "See...Imma have to beat somebody's child in this store."

I turned to look at the little girl. She had one of those, "AND WHAT?" looks on her face. I gave her my, "I'M NOT YOUR MAMA" look. I said, "Stop throwing things at me. That's not nice."

This little heffer said, "F*** you."

OOOOH OOOOH OOOOH!!!!! Lord Have Mercy. I wanted to grab this child out of her cart and her put over my knee.

I turned to her mother and said, "Your child is entirely too young to be talking to people in this manner." She got an attitude with me. She said, "Just ignore her!" Another lady walking by said, "You don't need to ignore her, you need to teach her some discipline."

The mother was offended by that too. She pulled the cart next to her. As I began to push my cart away, the little girl threw something else. I said, "If this child throws one more thing at me, we are going to have a big misunderstanding in this store."

Her mother said NOTHING. The child said, "Shut up. That's why your mom has 3 boyfriends."

WHAT THE $%&#^*&@#*!!!! Where does a child learn to talk like that? That is ridiculous. I'm ready to throw blows when people talk about mama. I don't care that she like 4. My right hook does not discriminate.

It's makes no sense for a parents not to discipline their children when those little snot rags are cutting up.

I some Christians say, "speak life into your kids. They aren't bad. They're just being kids."

Just being kids my B-E-H-I-N-D!! Sometimes you gotta kill all the overly religious stuff. If your child is bad, then you need to own up to that. Screw that facetious crap!

Don't call your little girl an angel when you know she terrorizes all the kids in the neighborhood. Angel my B-E-H-I-N-D. YOUR CHILD IS BAD!! You need to be in constant prayer for that poor child on a regular because she needs an extra dose of Jesus that you aren't capable of giving her.

People never cease to amaze me.