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August 11, 2005
Out Of The Mouth Of Babes
Little kids amaze me. My 4-year old cousin posed the following question to me.
If God made man from dust and made a woman from a man's rib, then how did He make the doggies?
I looked at her puzzled as if to say, "I haven't the slightest clue." I didn't want to tell her that I don't know how God created the doggies. I wanted to appear as if I'm her all-knowing big cousin TeeTee.
I proceeded to make something up. I said, "God created doggies from..."
Before I could finish, she said, "Duh. Doggies come from bones!" and and she put her hand on her forehead. I said, "Yea...they come from bones." Simultaneously, we both erupted into laughter.
Kids are funny.
Other Kiddie Sound Bytes
While sitting in the Dr's office today, I watched some little girls playing. They were roughing each other up. I've never seen little girls play so rough.
I turned my head to look at the tv screen, and I heard one of the girl start crying.
"She kicked in my chest", she cried as she pointed to another little girl...quite possibly her sister.
"Uh Uh!", yelled the other little girl. What she said next made me almost fall out of my chair in laughter.
The little girl then said, "I didn't kick you in the chest. I kicked you in the neck!"
I know I shouldn't have laughed, but that was hillarious.
Posted by Timi at August 11, 2005 5:11 PM
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y'know, after this whole week of vacation bible school is done, i won't wanna hear about little kids for a month.
nah... it's not like i'm actually doing anything for it, except driving.
think i can get away with not driving for a month?
Posted by: j.sun at August 12, 2005 10:38 AM
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