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October 11, 2005
Weekend Recap
- "The Gospel" sucked was not a good movie. I'm so mad that I wasted my money on this movie. I'm bothered by the title of the movie. It's a bit decieving. "The Prodigal Son" or some other church title would've better suited the film.
- Grandma Fell. She cracked a rib and banged her knee up pretty badly
- I gave Kirk Franklin's CD a full listen. Aside from a few tracks, it pretty much stinks. (review coming shortly)
- I'm hitting another stage of puberty at the age of 26. My boobs are growing mammary regions are expanding. Thank You Jesus!
- I went to the post office to airmail Christine's CD to Canada. The clerk asked me a really stupid question. She said, "Would you like her to recieve the package in 4-7 days or 4 to 6 weeks?" I replied by saying, "Which is cheaper?" She said, "4 to 7 days." I gave her a blank stare for about 5 seconds. I said, "If it's cheaper to send it so that it's received in 4-7 days, then why would you even offer me the 4 to 6 weeks option?" She didn't have an answer for me. See...people like that get government jobs. That's scary.
- On Sunday, prior to my leaving for church, my neighbor declared his undying love for me. Seriously. He told me that he watches me when I leave my house. He watches me when I enter. He knows my body stats (weight, height, shoe size, etc). He jogs past the crib to look out for me. He inquires about me to my little brother. He even knows my ring size. He promises that if I give him a chance, I'll never want to leave him. He even knows that we share the same birth date. Can you say stalker? He freaked me out. Now I have to watch my bad. I feel like I'm being watched...and I am. That's frightening. What's even stranger is that I believed this guy was gay. He wears rainbows like crazy. He lives with another dude. Now I'm not saying that the other dude is his lover...but I swear the other dude looks like a chick. He even dresses like one. YIKES!
- I had a weird dream. I dreamed that I gave birth to a white baby. The baby had blue eyes and a head full of straight blond hair. I don't know how that's possible. I mean...I know that anything is possible when it comes to genetics, but even in dreams, I don't have relations with white guys. Now that I think about it, I didn't have a relationship with any man in the dream. It was a virgin birth! Ok...maybe not. I just don't remember being married or having any kind of relations with a man in the dream. I did see some UFOs, so maybe I got abducted by mutant aliens and they were experimenting with black chicks. *shrugs* I don't know.
The End
Posted by Timi at October 11, 2005 12:46 AM
Comments
Whaaaaat ? You think Kirk's album sucks ? Oh my gosh, lol. It's one of the best gospel albums in a while. I gotta see your review, ma, lol.
Posted by: J at October 12, 2005 3:56 AM
Kirk is trapped in '98. Im surprised that you actually got it! TMI on the boobs! Hope that dude isn't a stalker for real. He sounds like this guy I use to go to middle school with who would pay girls to go with him. Take care, and watch your back!
Peace and Blessings!
Posted by: B.I.C at October 13, 2005 2:44 PM
I have yet to see the Gospel. I probably won't get to until it comes out on video
How can you say that about Kirky's music?
Boob growth at 26? There's still hope for me!
If I were that lady at the post office I would have simply replied, "It's required of me to ask you that question."
LMBO @ your stalker! What the...? You should tell him that you were a man before you were a woman. Haha! Ok, no don't, because if he's pulling your leg and he's really gay that could get strange. :-P
That's not a weird dream. I dreamt that I gave birth to a white baby too.
Posted by: Gabi at October 13, 2005 11:50 PM
oh wow.
what do i say to this one?
boobs don't just automatically grow do they? nawww..
are you sure stalker-man didn't inseminate you with a needle while you were sleeping in seattle and now you're carrying his stalker-baby?
see, i really ain't got nothing for this one.
are you drinking goat milk?
i really don't... this stalker dude needs to be dealt with. get your brother out there. with a bat. seriously. that's just... illl.
what's wrong with white babies? thought y'all loved me. of course, that is a very different type of love all together. but if you want my interpretation (which you don't), you are in love with my image - the blond, blue eyed Calvin icon i use to represent myself. and you want more of me. to yourselves.
there.
haHa.
Posted by: your what's are what?. at October 15, 2005 4:03 PM
Wait... does goat milk make your chest expand?! Because I'm on the large side of slim, and as a child I was called titty-boy in the locker room.
But that's normal because last night I gave birth to Larry King, and THEN i fell asleep and had a dream.
Posted by: Adam at October 15, 2005 9:07 PM
by the way, completely spaced on your grandma's fall. sorry, lady.
is she all right? she go to the hospital? i know you've already been taking care of her. is she confined? what's her status?
Posted by: j-life at October 16, 2005 9:29 PM
My grandmother fell last weekend. My cousin & I treated her to dinner and a movie and she fell while at the theatre. She's doing ok. She's in alot of pain though. She messed up her knee pretty badly and he fractured a rib. She may need surgery to replace the knee. She worries me because she refuses help and she tries to move around by herself. So you can definitely keep her in your prayers.
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at October 17, 2005 12:55 PM
thanks for updating on that. sorry haven't talked in a while, lady.
i'll keep her in my prayers.
Posted by: indescribably wowed at October 17, 2005 5:43 PM
Sorry about your grandmother, I'll keep her in my prayers for sure. LMBO @ the mail story. I swear those postal workers sniff glue. As for the stalker dude, dang. I mean DANG. That's a lil freakish. Maybe he's bi. As for the mammaries, dear Lord, I pray that doesn't happen when I turn 26. And lastly, the white baby. Hahaha, be thankful you didnt have one in real life, like my sister. My mom kept saying she'd have a white baby and low and behold. I'll send you a pic of my niece.
Posted by: Cee. at October 17, 2005 11:29 PM
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